Crisco.

“Mummy” and “Mother!” are the only two I have seen. “Mother!” was not my favorite movie, but it is certainly not bad. “Mummy” is just incompetent to the point that I do not understand how this got out the doors of a major movie studio. I was just perplexed the entire time. What the hell is Mr. Hyde doing in a Mummy…

Breaking News: Christopher Plummer sexually harasses Christopher Plummer. Christopher Plummer could not be reached for comment while Christopher Plummer voluntarily checked himself into a facility to combat sex addiction. All films involving Christopher Plummer will be digitally altered replacing Plummer’s image with…

If I remember correctly, “ER” and the “ The Good Wife” were set in Chicago. I have not seen “The Good Fight” but I assume it is set there as well. Neither show probably depicts Chicago the way you were looking for in this article. If you mentioned them, I forgot because I have the attention span of a gnat. I blame…

An automatic transmission!!!!! That’s sacrilege. It’s a 376 producing 455 horsepower with a 6 Speed manual. And bright red so I get arrested faster.

I have a Camaro SS I will lend to the cause.

I’m not surprised. I’m just hoping rock bottom isn’t a nuclear holocaust.

Paying for corporate tax breaks and a border wall is tough business. Never forget that the inevitable cuts to Medicaid, Medicare, throwing an estimated 13 million people off their health insurance, and Social Security are for you the common man. It was all worth it for the $123.76 less in withholdings on my payroll…

Can’t wait for the next three episodes. But that wait for Season 3 is going to be interminable. And you know we are getting a cliffhanger. I think I’m going to be hearing that fork in the garbage disposal noise over and over while I wait.

Are we making fun of Charlie Daniels or is the A.V. Club selling Taco Bell? I guess it can be two things.

If they would have changed the “The Star-Spangled Banner” to “O Canada,” would Trump even notice or vaguely recognize that this “Canada” thing doesn’t sound quite right?

On Monday, I typed ESPN into my search engine to check on the National Championship score. A Breitbart story about ESPN being cowardly for not showing the President enough during the game was the number two hit. This is the first time I have even seen a link for Breitbart. They are invading my space and I don’t like…

I have no problem with Oprah, and she has not said she would run for President so I am going to ignore it for now. That said, I do not want her as a presidential candidate and I do not mean that as a slight. I just don’t believe she is in any way qualified for that position.

If they haven’t filmed, they may go with another guest. Jon Stewart used to have Denis Leary as an emergency guest when they needed to fill a slot. I’m sure Colbert has similar arrangements.

Ah, early oil refining. Remember when Oil refineries just wanted the kerosene and dumped the rest, including gasoline, right into a river as waste? Good times, good times.

Sorry, I am out of it. She is my representative for the 9th District. I voted for her. I’m just out of it today.

Kyrsten Sinema is the only Democrat that I know was declared. She is a good candidate and was a representative in Tucson. Kelli Ward is the main Republican in the race that was beating the crap out of Jeff Flake. Ward is about as evil as you might imagine and has been trying to get Trump’s endorsement. Don’t know if…

When is the court case to block Trump from Twitter? That’s the one I’m interested in following.

It’s an inspiring tale about a man who losses his son, becomes a drug addict and manages to overcome it all by embracing Scientology.

I thought his mouth was jammed full of something else from Russia. And now “From Russia with Love” is playing over and over in my mind.