I liked the original trilogy. I was not fond of the prequels. I remember walking out of Episode III. There was a movie that was playing in the next theater over called Unleashed that was just about to start. I watched that movie and it was actually pretty good. My family bought tickets for the 8:50am IMAX showing of…

I liked the original trilogy. I was not fond of the prequels. I remember walking out of Episode III. There was a…

Great job! That’ll show those “liberal” fat cats in Seattle. Harass a barista, help propel Starbucks to record sales and then give them a nifty tax break for Christmas. Starbucks and their shareholders wish you Happy Hollidays for your business and political support in reaching record earnings per share.

This is obviously the voter fraud Trump is worried about. Under the new voting laws, Trump will be required to recite the Pledge of Allegiance backwards while shooting sparklers out his ass, provide three forms of ID including a long form birth certificate that is not from Hawaii, and submit a valid semen sample…

Mr. Pope Sir. Here is Donald Trump’s Twitter feed and a number for a Suicide Hotline. I advise you not to read the former so you will not need the latter.

Philly fans should have thought about that before clamouring for Nick Foles.

Bring back Massive Head Wound Harry. And a dog. Don’t forget the dog.

I was thinking of an older mythical white man who hangs out at malls and likes to punish all the “bad girls” on his “Naughty list.” You are in the ballpark though.

Santa Claus.

I think he’ll go when we all go. I’m envisioning Slim Pickens riding an atom bomb. Maybe Roy Moore. He’s got the six shooters and the ten gallon hat.

And the Republicans will probably make gains in both houses of Congress during the midterms. Got to love America and gerrymandering. Glad that I am on my second bottle of Pinot. Good night and good luck.

If only there was a department within the White House that could be staffed with trained professionals to help you craft a coherent message for public consumption. This office could research and compose words that are accurate and comprehensible for all. Someone should really look into this as it would be a…

I expect more decisiveness out of my fast food establishments. This type of thoughtful reflection has no place in out fast-paced, fly by the seat of your pants, give an opinion in seven seconds or less or it’s free, Twitter obsessed world.

Maybe it was something completely harmless like a stroke. We can learn to laugh again.

Al Frankin just switched his party affiliation to Republican, so it’s all good. All of his accusers are now liars and the female democratic senators need to resign before they embarrass themselves further by not investigating real issues plaguing this nation like Hillary Clinton.

Hey... I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

You think we could sneak some ghost peppers into Trump’s ketchup before his next feeding?

Roseanne Barr actually likes Donald Trump. Also, Roseanne or the showrunner said that they would not deal with Trump/ politics directly. I don’t believe they changed that stance.

It’s only going to get worse. Don’t be surprised if the next step is to go after non-discretionary spending. Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are prime targets for Paul Ryan (he ran his campaign on this) and the only place to make up trillions of dollars fast. You could also hit pensions, 401ks, and employment…

Show tunes and Taco Bell... seems less dystopian than reality.

Holding our representatives accountable for what they say and do. Where do you think you are, America?