I think Arizona. It’s like Texas, but marginally less crazy.

Just because I watch porn for the stories and comedies for sexual gratification doesn’t make me a freak.

No, you’ll take our stock American jokes about England’s poor oral hygiene and you’ll like it.

A Porg on both your houses.

“Oh, okay Mr. Weinstein. All is forgiven. Bring it in Big Guy... Mr. Weinstein, please take your hands out of my pants.”

You are the Britta of commenters.

I am totally outraged by this thing I never noticed. Rabble!!! Rabble!!!! Rabble!!!

I couldn’t pinpoint why I never became a multimillionaire media mogul until this very moment. Society was protecting me from becoming a serial rapist. That’s what got Cosby.

Are we in the universe where “Dr. Strangelove” is real and not satire?

Count me as one of the idiots. I would put our odds of surviving Trump around 50/50 at best. Seriously, do not underestimate the severity of our situation under Trump.

Okay, I’m going the “Family Guy” route. These movies are officially too cute. Luke needs to make some Storm Troopers dig their own graves.

No one give this man an IQ test. We’ll be in a nuclear war within an hour of the results.

“Ken Bone is ‘very unhappy’ with the Trump presidency”

Call for help.

“I’m deeply sorry that Donna Karan is a complete asshat.” - Me 5 Seconds ago

To me, this was just a thoughtful response by Jemele Hill. Some people want Cowboys’ players to openly defy Jerry Jones and put their jobs in jeopardy. All she is saying is get in the game if you believe in the players’ cause like showing sponsers and the television networks your displeasure. Boycotts can be very…

I don’t know, they made a good movie that could have connected with audiences. As long as it doesn’t fall off a cliff this week, it could make a $100 million domestically. It may never justify the enormous budget, but it certainly had an audience.

“The important thing is I didn’t know. The widely reported allegations could not have been known to anyone on the inside. There would have been no possible way for me to know or find out about the widespread reports. You people have totally forgotten that I widely passionately defended Roman Polanski and gave him a…

“The main reason Santan is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” - George Carlin

I know, right? Call us back when disease and famine wipes out a few thousand of you and maybe we can get Sarah McLachlan to do a commercial, or fundraiser, or something. Maybe Puerto Rico can move their island or tell the next hurricane to change direction so Trump is not put out or anything next time.