Hello Homer, I’m George Harrison.

That’s why it was the best of the early shows. 

I feel like that one appeals to the least people of all.

Ok, but watch After Hours. It’s a hidden gem.

It’s definitely nothing like Garden State, but now that you’ve described it that way I can see how the trailer might appear that way. You could make your own Shining-style trailer.

I feel like there would have been something about this on The Sopranos if this were true. would have been funny if it was AJ and Tony was jealous.

You should check out After Hours. It’s about a wild night in the town. No violent assholes or religion to be found. Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore has a violent asshole at the very beginning, but he dies right away. After that it’s about a modern woman making her own way in the world. Hugo is about a small boy living…

Unfortunately there are no other movies about neurotic Jews.

What about this gave you Garden State vibes? Serious question 

I think the big difference between a movie and several episodes of a TV show is that you can stop watching after an hour of a TV show if you want to. You can come back to it, and that’s actually the way it’s designed. Even the most bingeable show is still going to give you an out at the end of every episode (assuming i…

Full House was the worst of the early line up. I could tell even as a child. Compared to Perfect Strangers, Family Matters and Step By Step, it was the corniest thing on there. And TGIF was basically one big cornfield. I don’t know how Dinosaurs survives on there for three years. It got a lot worse when the lineup…

You’re fooling yourself. Whatever you think of her, she’s clearly struck a chord with a lot of people. Payola can only go so far. You don’t get a multi-decade career at the top of the charts from greasing a few palms alone.

That’s a little different from being the biggest artist. 

Would you consider Hotel Transylvania?

I remember the days of Dracula 2000 and Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Public interest could hardly get worse than that. I think people could smell the stink of Renfield miles away. I only heard of Demeter when you mentioned it, so that might explain why it didn’t do well.

Dracula is evergreen (although not necessarily the Universal version). Frankenstein is impossible to do again. People think of the Brendan Frasier movies when they think of The Mummy. I know there are some other ones, but no one remembers them.

So does her chin.

I think Legally Blonde changed things for her. She was a well known supporting player, but I don’t think she was ever first billed in anything she did.

Why do they think the Simpson’s burgers aren’t cool, but Bob’s are?

Because of the hypocrisy?