Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

You’re going to have to repaint it or find one that’s already been repainted. Blue was not an available color for 1988. Neither were most of the colors on that color chart for 1986 in the article, either. I suspect that was a general GM color chart, as the Fiero was only available in a handful of colors. If I remember…

I can’t figure out why you were so interested in this car.  There is absolutely no visible rust.  

“I won’t be dumping cash into a vehicle without any value.”

No, a thousand times no. Not all things have to have manual transmissions. There is a dump truck near me with a manual transmission for sale. As a wild guess, I would say it drives like an old dump truck even with that transmission.

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Starring Elijah Wood as Daniel Radcliffe and Daniel Radcliffe as Elijah Wood?

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

Apologies ahead, Andrew - this is a long one.

And be sure to visit the gift shop, folks!

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Lambos on fire off the shoulder of Angeles Crest Highway. I watched B-pillars glitter in the dark near the JPL. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

Oh no, goodness, those damage the paint work with their splashy insides and you get bits of rotting meat lodged in the intakes which leads to vultures following your car all up and down the coast. Or so I’ve heard anyway, yes.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Their you halve it. An other peace, wear the average, person demonstrates they’re inability, to, write, affectively. You’re points are valid, but still, its a shame to sea.

Giuliani’s looking better than I would have thought, given his age.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

2Fast; 2Floorius