It is by October 22 I set my mind in motion.

This movie lost me the moment Agent Smith returned. I loved him in the first one. He died at the end. You’re left thinking “that guy was so badass, God knows who they’ll send next! This is going to be so awesome!”. Then Reloaded opens, and it’s “yeah, we really didn’t have anything to follow up Hugo Weaving. So here’s…

No there’s a man who knows when he’s got somethin’ good in his mouth. 

I live in the land of calf fries, so just thinking about that scene makes me laugh every time. (I do not eat calf fries. Somehow I managed to grow up never eating them. I think maybe because my parents’ families were from non-cow states originally.)

Yes, ma’am! Sheep balls!

No Rob Lowe, no sale.

Which of the seven dwarves is going to be hinted at being queer so that it can be edited out for China?

I saw it years ago on cable, and that’s the only thing I remember about it.

I remember when Funny Farm came out, but I’ve still never seen it.

This movie is like comedy comfort food for me, it was always on HBO throughout my childhood, and seemingly no matter where it was in the story I couldn’t resist but start watching it. If I had to stop to go do something else, fine, but more often than not I’d see it through to the end. 

it started with Legion 

Well, Mom dates Ben from Lost even though her daughter constantly tells her that he’s bad news. She eventually picks the psychopath over her kid.

Do they still do the thing where the bad guys literally get away with murder repeatedly with no repercussions or a stern wagging of the finger while the good guys get severely punished for double parking? Or that only the good guys can see that the bad guys are bad and everyone else, including their families, don’t…

Me toooo! It was a very ballsy decision to end on such a character/actor-centric moment. Lets the audience sit with her and think about what she’s been through.

I’m pulling for him.

“although he also didn’t give a particularly strong rationale for why, in the name of god, he’d ever want to put himself on television, and thus in the all-seeing eye of the internet, ever again.”

This is why, in spite of my love of horror movies and James Wan’s clear facility with spookshows, I have never been able to stomach this series. All they would have had to do is make the lead characters truly “fictional” but the second they chose to glorify and give free publicity to two shameless real-life huckster…

Mayim “I actually have a PhD, have I told you about it?” Bialik belongs second to last, only above Dr. Oz. She’s an anti-vax sympathizer who is currently doing commercials for some brain health supplement snake oil too.

He’s supposed to be a senator for Texas.