I’m a fan of this one: The Scientifically Accurate Horoscope

You’re considering moving out of state, seemingly seeking better care for your autistic son. But you won’t consider Ohio because they didn’t legalize marijuana use. Wow. You have a stellar grasp on priorities.

For all their fuckery, and I’m probably in the minority here, I think the Nationals will end up better off with Baker. Maybe it’s because I saw him managing my favorite team up close for a decade, but I think Dusty’s flaws are vastly overstated. Except for that goddamn Rally Monkey, he would’ve guided the Giants to…