turkeyjive
TurkeyJive
turkeyjive

As someone who used to live in Wyoming, I’d like to inform you that the proper term for a person from Utah is Utard.

There’s an element missing from your story here: artists do not become eligible for induction until 25 years after starting their music career and then are chosen via popular vote. She has been eligible since 2007 as her music career began in 1982. 

It’s funny, because I read it differently on another website which noted that a long standing ban on visiting the island was recently lifted by the Indian authorities who are now trying to cover up their mistake. From their quotes in this article, it does sound a bit like propaganda. It also suggested that Chau was

I’m confused. A certain Brady Bunch episode from a very long time ago seemed to suggest that girls were welcome in Boy Scouts, in the episode where Marsha becomes a scout and the middle brother sells cookies in a skirt. Have things changed since then?

It’s a video game, not a computer game. But the way, it’s a bit disingenuous to call a game developer “greedy” and then go on a huge selfish rant about how they are not doing enough for YOU. 

As a guy whose family is all used car dealers, yes they will. The only uncle still in the business has 4.

I think there may be a point missing in this article. It’s unlikely that the beer was being transported in its ready to drink beer stage, but was more likely transported during its secondary fermentation wort stage. This stage can last several months depending on the beer, before sugar is added for carbonation two

Is that a high school referee?

Yeah. Nice try. The players knew it was a TD, I was ten feet away and knew it was a TD. If you said “incomplete pass” I would be on board. This is crap

Color me surprised...a racist act in a town known for 2 things: hosting the largest motorcycle gang convention annually and stealing Native land to build a memorial to US Presidents. Shocking!

Question for you folks: my PS3 controller is messed up; it works fine for driving and combat but doesn’t work when flying. Should I buy a new PS3 controller or just get the game for PS4? Cost is about equal. Will my character/progress transfer over to PS4?

I thought that Grumman and Northrop had merged prior to this date and sold off these elements of their business to other companies. I only know this because I bought one of their canoes this year! (I’m aware this is satire)

What is it with actors who don’t smoke signing up to play stoners in movies? If you’re going to make a Cheech and Chong movie, you’ve got to prepare like Cheech and Chong. Smoke a little to prepare and build up that resistance!

Exchange rates for Americans: 0.62 mph over the limit, $63.44 fine

If I were to buy one, would I be ridiculed the same way you guys do to Mustang drivers?

Unless you’re talking about Germany enslaving Jewish people I’m a little confused by your point. Can you rewrite your sentence so it makes sense? Feel free to use proper nouns

Hmmm...I wasn’t aware that southern Klan members had a history of enslaving Irish or Jewish people! Did you mean “other people who have been enslaved by others” or “people persecuted by the Klan?”

The reason they are in jail isn’t simply because they killed a few people. They were trying to incite a race war, their delusion was that black people would be blamed for the crimes. That’s what Helter Skelter meant. Imagine 5 Dylan Roofs. They should have been executed a long time ago, but they’re in CA which has no

On the other hand, when the Catholic Church tried to do away with nepotism by refusing priests the right to marry, we ended up with pedophile priests! I’ll take the nepotism over that shit any day.