1996ish: My mother used to sell Toyotas, but wanted a big ass Suburban to tow us around in as kids. She knew she would get a shitty deal if she went to a dealer herself, so she used an intermediary. Eventually the Chevy dealer found out and got upset and decided to repossess the paid off Suburban. One day as we got…

It sounds like George Clooney wants to make America Great Again!

Don't forget Secaucus, NJ supports two NFL teams!

This reminds me of the friend who refused to invest in tobacco companies, the others that refused to invest in weed companies, car companies, financial companies, defense companies, oil and energy companies, Walmart, Monsanto, BP, fashion, McDonald's, Taco Bell, and many others that they felt were evil!

Story 17: Finned Fish Allergy is a real thing. I have it. I can eat most shellfish, but no finned fish. Octopus and squid are fine though. My dad is allergic to shellfish so food selection was never in my favor. Whatever, I can only eat the tasty seafood that doesn’t smell, fin by me!

Whooooooosh! Did you read a different article? Do you think the dad would be even thinking about forgiveness if it were not for his faith? I don’t like to casually throw around the term “retarded” but...

Well it looks like I’ve missed my opportunity to tell my Richard Gere/Robert DeNiro story! Oh well...

Wow, a server who can do wine service in her sleep, but doesn’t know what a decanter is!

Gosh, I wish I had all of this mean spirited information on hand last night when I went to see them get stomped by the Jets!

I drank a bunch of tit beer in March