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I never even knew of Jade as a “stripper name.” I know a couple Jades, so maybe that's why it never occurred to me...?

As a as a person who went to an “elite" school, because of my Straight A’s in and honors classes and a high SAT score (that I legitimately got on my own), and who took all the financial aid I could get, your skepticism really worries me. Not every student at an elite school is an asshat.

Good.

This is my favorite response!! So much joy. No negativity. And eff yeah to second baby-baby showers. You’re celebrating the life of a new baby-to-be. I hate this “rule” that only the first one gets to be celebrated.

We have a place like that where I live that provides programming for people who left a domestic abuse/violence situation. I try to do most of my thrift shopping and clothes donations there.

Whyyyy?? Just why would they think that's okay and exactly what's needed at that moment?!?

I was texting back and forth with a guy I wasn’t dating and had never had sex with. I had a cold and when he asked me how I was doing that day I told him I was sick and not feeling great. He took it upon himself to send an unsolicited dick pic with the caption “this should make you feel better.”

That’s herpes B, from rhesus and other macaque monkeys. Capuchins don’t carry herpes B.

I’m not at all. That's what sorry... is trying to say. 

I hate the “just add layers” response. When I add layers I end up overheated and sweating in my core with hands, feet, and a face that feel like they’re about to get frostburn and fall off. It’s nothing but pure discomfort.

Ha! Gin and (any thing, really) are my absolute least favorite because they taste and smell like Christmas trees.

I responded upthread, but I don’t always get out of the grays... Most people actually get the Catholic idea of immaculate conception wrong (as did sorry...). It’s not that Jesus was conceived immaculately bc Mary was a virgin, but that Mary herself was immaculate when she was conceived and she was born without first

Most people actually get the Catholic idea of immaculate conception wrong. It’s not that Jesus was conceived immaculately bc Mary was a virgin, but that Mary herself was immaculate when she was conceived and she was born without first sin.

Seconded! 

He really should

Haha. It's a cross between evil Montel and Romany. Still not Idris.

That doll is definitely Romany Malco. They got their black actors mixed up...

Came straight to the comments for this. Right author, wrong memoir. 

I second Aerie. I started buying them about a year or two ago (my previous go-to was Gap Body), and don’t think I’ve purchased a bra or underwear from anywhere else since. Frequent sales. Super comfy. Good quality. Cute options.

I think Sabrina’s "accent" is actually Kiernan Shipka's accent. I remember her speak being somewhat similar on Mad Men.