It’s also when your routine changes abruptly. Parent A usually take Little Timmy to daycare, but Parent A is sick today. Parent B decides to take Little Timmy instead, but on the way gets into rote motion of the day mode and totally forgot that they’re responsible for Little Timmy (who is quietly sleeping in the…

Awesome hashtag. I would have taken it!! But then again, I’m not all that into wedding hashtags.

The only one of those that’s even remotely good is #MollyPicksUpTheTempo. The others were just lazy (#VanAndWife) or didn’t really make sense, at least to me (#CharMagweddon).

Very true. In my opinion, the size of the house/townhouse/condo affects how I feel about the whole open vs. sectioned floor plan.

You forgot Austin = the tower shooter

Lol. I would have been one of those 9 people. I loathe galley kitchens. But to each, their own. Glad that house worked out for you.

I see where you’re coming from with this, but I have to disagree. Granted, I’m not the type that posts all about clothes and makeup, but I’m also not the type that posts very much about the heavy stuff going on in life either. My posts do generally fair on the fluffier, lighter side of life. I do however, go deep…

That Kanye left when Donda left.

Different concert. Different rant. Check back Tuesday for the next installation.

All the stars

There are no good parts to this story. It was terrible and sad from the beginning, and it continues to be so. :-/

There is nothing extraordinary about watching a bunch of people stand around, seemingly frozen in time if only because this is something the vast majority humans can do with ease.

My statement should say Democratic Party. I’m too far out of the edit window to change that :-/

Not only is Shirley Chisholm the first African-American woman to run, she’s also the first woman, period, to run for the party’s nomination. I think it’s important that both are stated.

The concept of democracy is not necessarily a strong suit for all on the right. https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/795833821501460480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

California allows vote-by-mail here and I’ve seen many selfies. You don’t have to be in a ballot box to take a pic with a ballot.

So it’s either #chemtrails #chemtrials or #chem trails that are being put out there by #harp or #haarp (but sadly, not a #harpy). Someone needs to work on getting their messaging together.

Apparently you can only talk about one thing per day. So you either talk about collards or domestic terrorism, but never ever both. /s

Except that there’s a video of here from about a week or so ago where she sounds like a chain smoking American. Intonations that you develop from living elsewhere don’t just develop in a week’s time.

Did they really? Tweet beat might have been my favorite still-existing regular feature. Sadness.