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That was so obvious. I don’t know how I missed that!

Yesss... The dreaded lab flab. Pass.

I just don’t understand how people aren’t camel toeing all over the place with these (I wondered about this in the 80s too, but I don’t think I had the term camel toeing queued up yet). Also, what’s the labia equivalent of nip slip?

Ahhh. I gotcha.

The worst part is, the “gold standard” is a double-blind, randomized, placebo-controlled study... something that essentially would be unethical to perform in this scenario. What he suggested in that blurb wasn’t even a “placebo-controlled” study, but rather an observational study, which definitely isn’t gold standard

Your school district doesn’t need a grandfather clause. With the law change last year, across the state kids between K and 7 get grandfathered in and kids who already passed their grade 7 shots are also grandfathered in. It’ll be a few years before all the grandfathered children are gone, but you’ll definitely be

Yep. Arming all teachers sounds like a winning idea /s

Hahaha. That's amazing!

Aww man, this one made me tear up. I can just picture a sad, lonely, little ginandtonic just wanting to be part of the group again.

Is it just me, or were half the celebrities on the same drugs as Yoko today?

It’s the Tomato Troll, back again.

Let it go with Rebekah. The tomato troll has come out of hibernation.

Wow, it’s been a while, but it’s the Tomato Troll

I only learned a few years ago that some people think a shower for babies after #1 is gauche. Baby showers in my family and at least in the Caribbean community are for celebrating the baby, so it’s not limited to the first baby. Maybe you don’t ask for a crib for the 2nd one, but you still have a celebration for the

California

Dammit. I haven’t posted today, or the last couple days. I think I missed the ungreying train :(

I’m not sure it’s generally recognized as a slur here. People still often use the phrase “being gypped” and, I think that’s a little more well known as derogatory, but still not widespread knowledge.

Do we have the same immigrant parents, because I grew up thinking he was Snuffleluffagus too! He was also my favorite muppet, so perhaps I should have known his real name, but, nope...

That was an... interesting article. It managed to be at once sincere and mocking.