Mini’s are best because of the increased chocolate to sandpaper peanut butter ratio.

OK, I say ‘rhesus’ not ‘reesies,’ so I get 1 point.... but how should I be pronouncing the department store?

Ahh. Of course. I see it now. And yeah, could go either way!

Your post convinces me that I’m an old, but not an old old.
Seriously? WTF. lamey????????

Very common. As well as black-Mexicans, black-Cubans, black-Panamanians, black-Colombians, etc.

Ahhh. Of course!

Porque Andrés?

A group of friends used to call it “The Man” because only a man could be so annoying and cause such pain. Yeah, it was sexist in a whole other way.... but it stuck!

Also, how accurate is it. I’d assume it’d be better than some social media facial recognition scanners, but Google Picasa often confuses me (a woman) with my brother (a man). Apparently we look similar (though I don’t see it) enough so that facial recognition scanners can’t always tell us apart.

Except that guy was good at fooling people.

Same place he got the money for the practice...?

Yet the sign had about 4 other degrees. Were they all mistaken? Come on kid!

Look... I played a doctor on tv for almost a decade. This kid seems to know what he’s doing.

He seems delusional to me. He seems like he believes the lies that he’s spewing.

This is the response I always hear from people who have never set foot in Texas (or have only set foot inasmuch as an airport in Texas).

Agree 100%!!

You must not have drive through Atlanta then. Houston traffic is bad, but I’ve never wanted to road rage out because of traffic more than in Atlanta.

From Houston. Don’t currently live there anymore, but I’m not opposed to moving back.

What??? What did you read? Where did you get lesbian couple? One of the first paragraphs starts with “My husband...” and ‘gender neutral’ isn’t really confusing considering she had a conversation with her parents “about tampons and pads and hygiene when [she] got [her] period.”