Don’t they do that on most of the live cooking shows though? They always show you them preparing the food, they pop it in the oven, cut to commercial, and then pull it out of the oven fully cooked. My experience in my own kitchen tells me food does not cook that quickly. I kinda assumed they had multiple stages of…

This just freaks me out for some reason.

I think you should go back and re-read some of those earlier comments. Most people on Jez were saying that it was not okay that he was hooking up with Kylie and why wasn’t anyone (especially her family) stepping in and shutting it down.

I just went on the Baby Name Wizard link that someone posted upthread. There’s a version with a ‘Y’ in it (Nevayeh). That’s a bastardized version of a name abomination.

Actually... it’s Turk

I...... did not know this.

But isn’t it spelled Nevaeh?

I think I’m limiting myself because I can’t seem to do anything at Zombocom.

I do semi-applaud the filming crew. Once they knew something super awkward was about to happen, they stopped filming Miss Colombia’s face and panned between Steve and Miss Philippians Philippines. Diverting the attention from Miss Colombia made it slightly less schadenfreude-like.

Well now I feel bad.

This is not a natural hairline is it? If it is, sorry for the snark, but it just looks so unnatural.

Affluenza!!

Starring simply for “I’ll start a kickstarter for her therapy bills.” [On 2nd read, I thought you were ‘making’ a kickstarter for the judgmental Jez commentariat, but I’ll take it as is too].

Unfortunately, yes. For the past 3-4 years, around this time of year, I have a few fb friends who update how the one-upped the Elf hijinx from last year (or even last week).

I’ve always thought elf on the shelf was incredibly creepy and just super exhausting for parents playing along with it. But then we wouldn’t get amazingly inappropriate scenes like these http://aplus.com/a/elf-on-the-s….

You should check out Cooking for Bae on Instagram. They stopped updating (but did a special comeback for this past Thanksgiving), but their past submissions were amazing (read: awful).

Good fucking riddance