80. Tom Cruise being tall enough to see over the controls without a booster seat.

Tom Cruise: "Don't be glib. They're not zombies. They simply need to be cleared of body thetans."
(grabs E-Meter, attempts to get zombie to hold handles)
(dies)
/scene

Tina's book report meltdown was funny…but man, I really wish I could have seen the full presentation with Teddy included. At least a dress rehearsal.

It's still a guilty pleasure in my house. Plus as someone living in Nashville, it's kinda fun to spot the different locations.

I appreciate that all three stories featured Linda drinking heavily. Tipsy Linda is the best Linda.

"Bobdor," said Bobdor.

Having endured Katey Sagal's caterwauling, er, "singing," over 7 seasons of SOA, I'm disappointed she will not be playing the mute character.

In the "Behind the Laughter" episode, the narrator refers to the Simpsons as a "northern Kentucky family." Why I remember this kind of stuff, I have no earthly idea.

They took our jerbs!!!

Random pop culture speculation here: did anyone else notice the pair of Martin-Logans in the apartment? Chandler/Joey had a pair in their apartment on Friends. Coincidence or callback? And why the hell do I notice these things?

My thoughts exactly. It's one of those things that sounds good in theory, but the execution was just off. I can only assume there was a laugh track, since it got nary a chuckle out of me.

The song over the end credits was amazing. Much like the Olympic competition. "Nail the tomatoes?" Teddy is my hero.

Masturbation is a flat circle.

I would totally go on a roller coaster with Matt Pike. As long as he puts on a shirt.

They're being bought in bulk from the ACME corporation. No warranty needed.