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Turd Ferguson
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I binged watched s3 and made the right call. Season 1 was worth watching an episode once a week. Season 2 and season 3 are more enjoyable by through binging for those who didn’t like it if they had to wait too long between episodes. By binging many episodes, it’s possible your mind doesn’t have time to think about

Me and the wife were done.

Thanks for sharing, I guess?

And why do we get to impose our gender perceptions on those who lived 10000 years ago?

As a side note, I find Timothy Hutton one of the most forgettable looking actors in the industry. If he was in a police lineup, I'd struggle to pick him out. 

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?

The thing is I got a “perfect fit”no matter which size I had in.

porn begs to differ

DeGeneres agreed, making an on-air plea to the school district to reconsider its policy. Then, with help from Alicia Keys and Shutterfly, the daytime host presented Deandre with a $20,000 scholarship.

The problem with the Transformers is that they can’t just put my memories of them on up on the screen.

Greg from Succession is palatable.

What I am really looking for is a good salad tosser!

What I am really looking for is a good salad tosser!

The movies make money. Remember, most people don’t have our sophisticated taste in cínëmã scíēnce fíctìōn.

Not in this instance, but Joe Biden had a zero policy tolerance for drugs except he bailed his own kid out on that issue.

“Ignoring the issues.”

Wanting to be your lover’s tampon is neither sweet, nor dorky.

My pet theory is the Queen is trying to outlive Charles and pass it directly to Will.

Dude, really?  You’ve been here long enough to know how this works.

I suppose one of its best feature is growing a second right hand for you to take a selfie? 

My guess is it has something to do with the advertising. Krispy Kreme can’t actually confirm he is selling their doughnuts but he is absolutely using their branding. In theory he could be buying off-brand doughnuts and selling them as Krispy Kreme products. 

In Russian driveway, Jeep drives YOU!