I don’t think the Navy would like you suggesting they’re a pawn of the Acronym Research and Marketing Yuppies...

D.B. Pooper

Polly is a cracker.

If you don’t have dryer balls, then you should definitely get this instead http://freshballs.com/

If you don’t have dryer balls, then you should definitely get this instead http://freshballs.com/

Want a fun fact? Coca-Cola owns hansens and blue sky.

Want a fun fact? Coca-Cola owns hansens and blue sky.

that they are actually offended by this is unboliviable.

Because most car buyers aren’t known for their rational decisions.

Either a barbecue chicken restaurant or a wool sock on a lonely night.

But has he found a way to burn a ton of cock? Has ANYONE ever found a way to burn a ton of cock?

All this tells us is that old people still buy records.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

Science!

“he first came out talking about trapping and selling Molly, doing all that.”

As a strong opponent to the censorship of music, this shit is amazing.

2-sided dice? I can buy a pack of 50 2-sided dice for only 50 cents!

2-sided dice? I can buy a pack of 50 2-sided dice for only 50 cents!

Sure but then you’re with a girl who likes a man bun.

I haven’t used start menus or docks in years. It is so much faster and easier to use spotlight on OS X or just press the windows key and start typing the program name on windows.

Yeah it’s definitely overlooked in favour of the equally awesome Mario Kart 64. Another overlooked game is Snowboard kids.

Touch this fuckpad.

That’s because the India part of an IPA is because the extra hops were to preserve the beer on its journey over the seas so it wouldn’t spoil, right?