Poor bastard hasn’t been able to have a straight drive for awhile.

The secret is to have the wife sneak it in.

I’m waiting for the Niki Lauda hot sauce.

He’s Jewish.

Pineapple Pen

Curd have been worse.

Maybe Dodge should just try to make a transmission that does not explode under daily driving conditions first.

My work requires me to keep a log of my milage.

I can think of other things to stuff in her Jaguar.

the only way I would try this, would be while I had a rental. I’ve made many driving decisions based whether it was my own car, or a rental I was driving.

Someone take his hockey stick away from him. He will end up hurting someone.

At least you know how she got that yeast infection.

No, we call that bottled water up here. More likely Pilsner.

No, travesty font is more like this.

Probably a B cup

That’s a tough Zamboni. Frozen bodies in that ice.

Thats a tuff zamboni, frozen hookers in that ice.