now alls you need is a battery heater that doesn't drain the batteries its heating. ;)

... the only wood I want in my pants... is in my pants.

... that's exactly what I was thinking.

exactly what I was thinking.

... I don't know, I guess my expectations would be that my 150k car works from the factory. Having an engine removed and replaced at the dealer is a problem. Id rather have a new car.

really? I think its terrible - why the hell would you want an almost new Porsche with a fully replaced engine? Sounds like a recipe for future problems.

I think you're missing the point that my post was entirely a joke....

.... did he take his dong out while photographing a senator?

Shooting a model and then whipping out your dick and shooting the model again. Ah hem.

Did he take his dong out while photographing the president?

Good to see at least one person helping others than standing 50 feet away filming.

I wonder if charges are going to be levied on the business who last served this individual drinks? I know Lustre Pearl got a huge fine when someone was hurt after they served a knowingly drunk individual.

COOTIES!!!

... that's what it looks like when I light my farts.

They're party-rockin' too hard in Austin.

... loved your reply.

You do realize that many airlines are no longer giving bereavement fares, American Airlines just this week updated their policy.

I agree with you completely, the airlines often do "the right thing" for passengers who are frequent flyers and generate good revenue with them, they should not be responsible to change…

... well, perhaps I have my priorities wrong... I should be worried about a little friction rash while escaping from a BURNING PLANE! ;)

I was going to say Im going to wear cotton from now on, but being flammable I am worried about it catching fire while escaping from A BURNING PLANE!

What to do... what to do.

no, but I've ran barefooted as anyone with brains wearing heels sprinting away from a burning plane would as well.

... if the plane's on fire, pretty sure neither they nor the passengers really will care how they're dressed as everyone's sprinting to the door - stewards and stewardesses included.