turd-polisher
Turd-Polisher
turd-polisher

I think you're missing the point that my post was entirely a joke....

.... did he take his dong out while photographing a senator?

Shooting a model and then whipping out your dick and shooting the model again. Ah hem.

Did he take his dong out while photographing the president?

Good to see at least one person helping others than standing 50 feet away filming.

I wonder if charges are going to be levied on the business who last served this individual drinks? I know Lustre Pearl got a huge fine when someone was hurt after they served a knowingly drunk individual.

COOTIES!!!

... loved your reply.

You do realize that many airlines are no longer giving bereavement fares, American Airlines just this week updated their policy.

I agree with you completely, the airlines often do "the right thing" for passengers who are frequent flyers and generate good revenue with them, they should not be responsible to change

... well, perhaps I have my priorities wrong... I should be worried about a little friction rash while escaping from a BURNING PLANE! ;)

I was going to say Im going to wear cotton from now on, but being flammable I am worried about it catching fire while escaping from A BURNING PLANE!

What to do... what to do.

no, but I've ran barefooted as anyone with brains wearing heels sprinting away from a burning plane would as well.

... if the plane's on fire, pretty sure neither they nor the passengers really will care how they're dressed as everyone's sprinting to the door - stewards and stewardesses included.

Meh.

spooge cup? looks kinda gross.

pretty sure that corvette has caught some sort of disease... it needs a VD shot, stat.

... the 1%ers shaggin' wagon.

...and too much free time....

... you too can have an 90k+ dollar car with an ugly box on top.

... that chin was built for balls.

... this quotation works wonderfully for a car blog: sometimes its not when you get there, its how you get there.