He’ll have Dubai new ones.

This is no time to joke about such a Syrias matter.

This is it.

You can’t argue with a six-legged dog that breathes fire.

Just too bad he had to leave all Hezbollahngings back in Japan.

Yeah, but you don’t have to Beruit about it.

I mean, it’s much more Britain and France’s fault, but we haven’t done the region any favors either.

It was not an assassination. Quit playing into the fake news media’s talking point. Even Obama’s DHS secretary has debunked this one. If it was an assassination, so was the killing of Osama bin Laden.

Does anyone still work at Jalopnik? Since Patrick and Andrew have already left and Alanis is on her way out, seems like the office (or slack) is getting quieter every day.

You know, Microsoft could just argue that the Xbox One X was their 4th console and call the new one the Xbox 5 and just stay on the same naming scheme with Sony moving forward. It would be nice and simple.

The Fucking Golden Globes is usually held in Las Vegas. It’s more interesting.

Pretty chuffed for Awkwafina. That was a genuinely fantastic performance, and she deserves every award she gets.

Corporate pilot here. Absolutely the most difficult part of this was getting him to the airplane. After he’s onboard, easy peasy japanesey.

Alfa will not suffice because Toro Rosso is now Alpha Tauri.

Assuming that was true, was the difference in parts really enough to be 0.62s slower on average over the whole season and to never win a quali over Russell and to only finish ahead of him 2x out of 18 races they both finished?

why it was unfortunate to see him lose out on a full-time ride so soon.

Wow, “Thing May or May Not Happen, We Really Have No New Information.”