I’m a lawyer and it is absolutely imperative that this video be released to the public, as it is a crime and the woman performing this humiliating act is essentially a sex slave.  Only her face should be blurred as his reputation is smeared for the entire world to witness.  Wait, lawyer isn’t the right word.  Voyeur,…

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.

Knowing absolutely nothing about this guy and judging solely by his picture, I’m guessing that he slept with somebody’s girlfriend or wife.

At least Kanter got a double-double for all his fellow countrymen and women watching back ho—... never mind.

bay area techies continue to ruin everything about portland that its people hold dear.

Deadspin, filled with Knicks and Wizards fans, actively campaigned for lottery reform because the team from Philly broke the unwritten rules of basketball operations.

You don’t understand, the Pelicans are the very first team ever to not be good with a superstar on their team. Davis must be traded to a huge market team IMMEDIATELY so that the columns write themselves, one way or another, for the next 5 years.

Mediocre Western Conference teams get pantsed most nights, lose 50 games and earn tons of lottery balls. Mediocre Eastern Conference teams are in the mix for the eight seed.

As soon as I saw NO got the pick, my first thought was “Wow, Deadspin will be salty about this.”

“I am no hitman”

...as well as a cell phone believed to have been dropped by one of the shooters...

Recovered alcoholic here. Up until about 7 years ago, I got myself into lots of trouble. Never got a DUI, never went to jail, but still spent plenty of time fucking up my life and the lives of others who were close to me. Let me be 100% clear: everything I did was my own fault. The people who sold me booze at the…

Suing other people for your inability to control your intake of alcohol just continues a what looks like a pattern of not taking responsibility for one’s own actions here.

“Mohammed, there goes that Ramadan!”

Lakers to Vogel: “We like you a lot. We just don’t like you like you.”

Being that far away from Xamax probably just has the fans a little anxious.

In all seriousness, I love these hires for the Lakers and am almost as excited for them as I was when they hired Magic. I should also probably note that I’m a Warriors fan.

this is the “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box??!?” of NBA analysis

I guess Heaven’s Gate led to Switzerland, not Hale-Bopp.