It’s not uncommon for an unsuspecting rider to get clocked in the face by some asshole’s flying phone. I can think of a recent example at Six Flags Great Adventure (in NJ) where a girl lost teeth as a result. Kings Dominion and Cedar Point (sister parks to Kings Island) recently rolled out a policy banning phones…

Ideally, this would be “at least six years”. We absolutely can’t make the mistake of assuming 2020 will be such a slam dunk. 

Counterpoint: Keep doing this and let Darwin feed.

President of people who buy hot dogs at gas stations will be my new thing. I’m stealing that.

Yep, this is pretty much America. So fucking ashamed of it, but it’s spot on. 

How did this jackass think that this wouldn’t catch up to him? 

MAGAsshats is my go-to.

Eh... I kinda hope they got t-boned by a drunk redneck in a pickup truck on their way home from the restaurant.

The absolute most astounding thing to me is that so many of the MAGAssholes identify as Christian. ALL OF THIS RUNS CONTRARY TO THE TEACHINGS OF CHRISTIANITY. ALL OF IT.

The absolute most astounding thing to me is that so many of the MAGAsshats identify as Christian. ALL OF THIS RUNS CONTRARY TO THE TEACHINGS OF CHRISTIANITY. ALL OF IT.

He was initially charged with misdemeanor assault and disorderly conduct, and they have since been bumped up to two charges of felony hate crime.

This is why I don’t need on-star, or any other smart bullshit in my car. People are pigeon-brained, though, and eat this stuff up. They like it in their homes as well. Why are the majority of people entirely oblivious to the reality of these things? 

Really enjoyed the first two Red Faction games. Was bummed to see them move away from first person shooters.

Hello there, facial recognition technology.

He’ll literally just be hired by CPD.

I kind of feel like any headline consisting of “deeply satisfying” and “stephen miller” should include an article about him getting run over by a garbage truck that was on fire. 

That he is supposedly of relation to ownership in the company has me worried this is a paid vacation disguised as a firing until the ruckus dies down. Give the crowds the “blood” they desire, and after they go away, satisfied...

lmao at the overhead projecter.

Reminds me of the Daniel Shaver shooting. Dude was begging for his life, and the sadist cop basically made him play a fucked up combination of Simon Says and Twister. One mistake, and he got 5 rounds from the cop’s AR-15. While crawling towards him on the ground as ordered to do so.

I don’t think they should. There is no way something like this lasts much longer with the heat it’s been getting. The wall would be a big feather in his cap come re-election time.