A misunderstanding on my part. A fake $20 left as a tip is indeed worthless, and any inspirational message will likely be disregarded, even looked at with contempt. We’re in agreement.

...to you, apparently. To others- who knows?

and pumps?

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The fucking Mouth of Sauron is all out of things to say?

Wow, he’s really fucking stupid. I hope he’s not paying anyone for advice.

You underestimate our society’s sad need to constantly dick around on a smartphone.

Heads need to roll for this vile crime.

First night out with my new ‘07 Saab 9-3, it was about 11pm and the roads were wide and empty, so I decided to see what I had on my hands. Shortly after that decision, I’m on the side of the road being told that I was doing 80 in a 45. I was truthful about what I was doing, and was somehow miraculously let go after a…

Also Koala Yummies. Dunkaroos are indeed superior, though.

So Phish gets to play like one song in this twisted hypothetical world?

Just bring back SAAB.

I hate when the Cubs hit home runs, because Len Kasper goes full Kermit.

This would have been at a Pisstons game.

This would have been at a Pisstons game instead of a soccer match.

Careful with that axe lawnmower on a stick, Miller Jim Bob.

I listened to an NPR report toward the end of the 2017 highlighting a few cases that had the offenders remaining in prison several years after their sentence was served, due to housing requirements. Anytime a new prospective residence was submitted, it was denied for reasons that could include access to internet,…

I enjoy the mayonnaise, but this is revolting.

Pence is not Catholic (he is Evangelical), and way to paint millions of people with one broad brush.

I thought it was a very accurate painting of the Mouth of Sauron.