This was never official and was written by a poet trying to raise funds for the construction of the statue. it was not written by the founding fathers or any other major american historical figure.

Not only that but shit is always breaking down, and don’t even get me started on the hijinks.

+1 very useful engine

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

The AWD drive mantra: When in doubt.... Power out.

Why did you click on it, if you’re not interested?

Nobody attacks my hearth and gets away with it. *readies skillet*

He’s talking about how he feels right now. It’s the worst he ever felt, not the worse than can happen.

Update: lol.

Before you climb down off the high horse, maybe read about the Apollo program where 3 guys died in a pad test. Different fuck up, but dead none the less. Then read people like Chris Craft, who ran the damn program, who said that we only barely got to the moon and we did it with accepting levels of risk that would…

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

When a life is threatened by immediate danger, such as a fire, you have to ignore the danger of causing further injury by moving the victim.

Invested in sharks with lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

You get paid to write this shit? Seriously?

/Cmd+F “florida”

I say, “Foul, good sir!” The Official COTD Rule Book *clearly* states on page 1,375, Chapter 219, Section 82(A)(37)(ef):

God I miss that era. Cars like the CLK GTR and 911 GT1 still make my car-pants go crazy. Seems like the market for extremely limited, high dollar cars is at an all time high. I’m surprised that we haven’t seen a resurgence of these crazy homologation specials

once you take a step back from fandom and truly comprehend the sport is largely about large people smashing into one another at full speed, it kind of becomes surreal to watch.