You can pick up your free t-shirt.

Speakers that blast this out as you ride along:

Look, I grew up around a lot of uneducated, ignorant people. This is just how they speak. Always hyperbole. Always phrasing things in confusing or inaccurate terms. Always blustery. Always ridiculous.

Stupid president, trying to keep the economy from crashing! 

and voting

Remember when the F&F franchise was about street racers doing street-racer things and committing crimes? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

$2200/side for the independent shop, actually, because there are no aftermarket vendors making them. Don’t ask how I know...

This price is mid-pack biased slightly toward the lower end of the spectrum for all Mondials currently on eBay.

Yeap, I sold my Mazda 3 in a day for a price I was happy with it. Person buying it, his first comment was about how clean the interior was because I spent 20 minutes vacuuming it. That and the fact I just fixed the driver side window because it was starting to act up, he got a spare window regulator because it was the…

I thought Torch had posted this until I double checked. I love this Z and I’d probably get along with the owner, but $8k for it is a hard CP.  As a car guy I “get it”.. but even I wouldn’t shell out that much for this... and the vast majority of people aren’t car people.

Here is an image of the Fur-RAPTOR after an 8mph crash into a curb:

Start with actually buying the ones that come with them;

Well. I’m old as fuck, the 80s were literally the future when I was growing up. So modern stands. I mean, they call primitive art from the 30's modern to this day. So.....

If you’ve never picked up a wrench, Vortec plugs are not good for a learner. 

Why don’t we just make a ride sharing service that allows drivers to set there own price then we can convince all Uber and Lyft drivers to come over to our service. Yes fares will be higher but if Uber and Lyft have don’t have enough drivers then we will be the only option for people. No government needed. This would…

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

No, that’s for drifting, and occasional Blues Brothers parking maneuvers.

Bah! Full steam ahead!

Yeah, but they’ll blame the Mexicans and Hillary’s emails somehow.