Prove me wrong! Too bad you can’t.

Every time I hear a German say “pure,” it makes me just a teeny bit nervous... because ya know, history and whatnot.

Install paint guns in the trunk, an ice cream truck horn, and masquerade around as the world’s worst police officer.

One of my favorite automotive urban legends is that infinite scroll on Jalopnik won’t result in comments on the wrong posts.

And has been baking idly in the sun the whole time.

Dealers are like, “OMG!!! We have 2018s in stock!” Meanwhile, Nissan and Dodge are still peddling 2008 models.

Did you ever wonder how that same 22r can spin 42" tires?

always said this was the dog in a scuba mask design. made this explainer image a while back

You could have had a C8! 

Whatever it is, our tax dollars are only paying for about 80% of it, the rest is borrowed. 

Nah its the Cummer.

I’m doing some back of the napkin math here on this one, but my best estimate says the Nile is about 4130 miles long. So if this thing is doing 120 Niles per hour, that translates to 495,600 mph!

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

It’s still newer than the Nissan Z. Might as well just put it back on the market. 

You don’t have to be irrational to hate Mcconaughey

The only reason to go with an Escalade over the Lincoln SUVs is if you irrationally hate money, joy, and/or Matthew Mcconaughey.

I was thinking the same thing.  Internet search finds lots of swap kits available.   Might be the only vehicle ever that would get better gas mileage after a LS swap.

Far as I’m concerned GM just gave the middle finger to the Supra.

I sell Fords, but so gotta give a golf clap to the GM and the C8.