I only want the model of the cruise ship from Speed 2 if it depicts the cruise ship crashing into the land. Only way I will accept that model. 

Obviously disappointed that it’s missing the RB, but along with that I’d almost rather it didn’t have an updated and fancy interior. The car was a half started restoration project that they pulled from the garage because they had nothing else and they had to get it ready for the drift-off in what I can’t imagine was…

Seeing as how the picture cuts out on mobile devices (Android anyway), and the picture is grainy, I made it easy for everyone to read.

My daily’s a 2003 X-Type (I know, boo hiss Ford... whatever. It’s AWD and has a stick.

The dipshit executives over at Cadillac who approved axing V-Sport in favor of making weakling V cars and then introducing a new, higher-end badge for real Vs needs to be fired yesterday along with the useless flotsam who came up with and floated the idea across his desk.

I’d still go NP if they had used portal axles.

Q: How do you know if somebody is carbo loading?

Cool. I didn’t know Postman Pat had an Italian cousin!

Therapist: Ryan Felton doesn’t exist, he can’t harm you.

Ryan Felton:

My neighbor got a blue Silverado recently. My wife tells me, “Did you see that nice looking truck our neighbor just got?”

I’d immediately swap them out for some light weight 16" steelies with meaty sidewalls.

Jalopnik commenters: “If automakers would just offer more manuals, they’d see that people are willing to buy these cars!”

Just sayin’.

Son of a bitch! I paid $24 and change for your book, straight from the publisher, when you announced it. Now I could have gotten it for 17? Fuck.

Sorry, wrong answer:

Mid Engine with a long driveshaft?

Ugh, it’s almost fifteen minutes long. I’m out.

At this point, unless the decal clearly states that the person was their grandparent, I just assume it was heroin.