“I AM THE MACHINE!"

Yes, so much yes. 

My first car was a 1981 Dodge diplomat wagon with dark metallic pine green paint. In 2006. I miss that thing still. 

Really? I paid a grand for a nice one a few years ago. 

Oh, you too? There were a few times that I melted through a 1/2" wall pipe at my last job. 

What, uh... What's going on with the roof?

Dude, I’m not even kidding about this. I saw a white Buick century a few weeks ago with a motorcycle hanging out the trunk ~a month ago. 

Not an SUV, but I talked my wife out of a mini van and into an e-class wagon. 

There are not a lot of "yours if you haul it away" cars that are great. 

4matic Benz wagon with summer performance tires, year round, in northwest Missouri. Right there with ya bud. 

I did that a few times with my Corolla. 

http://nelsonracingengines.com/~nelsonracing/engines/chevy/Twin-Turbo-Race-Gas-Warrior.html

http://nelsonracingengines.com/~nelsonracing/engines/chevy/Supercharged-Race-Gas-Warrior.html

There are 2 cars that I have always liked. This generation of BMW wagons and the w/s210 MB wagons. For the $26k this joker is asking, I could build my 2000 e320 in to a beast. 

Exactly what I was thinking. "we'll give you $750 for it"

Man, if I wasn't halfway across the country, I would bring my mom's '67 mustang. 

I admire his dedication. Personally, I hate cutting louvers. I would have left all of them out. 

Does anyone really need a reason to watch that? I watched it a few weeks ago just because. 

Well, to be completely honest, the Navy needs butlers and body guards.

Also, grind down the welds and make sure there are no air pockets.