In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so…

I don’t know. There is this horrible group that made the sick claim that the most dangerous place for a black baby is in her mother’s womb. Of course, it’s just lip service because they care about black and Latinx babies once they’re born about as much as they care for white babies once they’re born, which is not at…

a new generation of struggling white poors. do not forget that this bullshit is as motivated by racist Othering of non-white immigrants as anything else.

This. They want to make a perpetual underclass to work for them and keep funneling money upward.

Exactly - so we can have a new generation of struggling poors. Republicans don’t want to KILL the poor. They want to keep the poor right where they are, desperate and struggling and filled with the illusion that they’re going to strike it rich any day now if they just keep shoveling that shit. That’s where the cheap,…

Right? I love everything about pregnancy and motherhood so far, but we’re stopping because of everything you mentioned. These dickheads act like I just want to keep my hard partying lifestyle and just don’t want the personal limitations of children like it’s a selfish thing(not a problem, you do you). Newsflash: It’s…

Paul isn’t Daddy. Even if he were, I think you might want to politely suggest he might shut the fuck up.

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

I’ve been expecting the day they’d say this sort of shit. I’ve always believed these anti-abortion types were really scared about being “outbred” by those dirty non-Whites/immigrants they hate so much and therefore want to stop abortions to keep the White American population up.

Yeah? I should have kids? I’m in my mid 30s, unmarried, don’t own a home, and I’m still paying off extensive student loans. You fuckers have made it impossible for this generation to afford anything, and yet you think we should procreate so we can, what, have a new generation of struggling poors?

Ok, sure, asshole.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

We microwave our nuts because we fancy. Have them with our martinis and Gibsons. Nothing like a nice little bowl of warm nuts with the cocktail.

There’s a website for that.

might as well just use my caulk gun

It looks like the thing the plumber used to re-seal my shower.

“Hey, what should we call our artisanal marshmallows that have been crafted with cane sugar and cage-free egg whites? How about FLOATERS? Nothing says Christmas like a big, hot, chocolatey floater! Does that work for everyone? Why is Ned laughing?”

I can’t get over the idea that they sell marshmallows for more than a dollar EACH. If they want to sell “floaters” how about dark chocolate ones that come in rounded clumps. Put them in people’s drinks and see if anyone will touch them.

why would you need to microwave your nuts? is this a holiday tradition I don’t know about?