With COVID-19, “straight to cinema” is the new “straight to video”, where films go when you expect them to bomb. 

“The Fat and Furious”

Then what will protect you from the windmills?

Then what will protect you from the windmills?

So you guys are hawking snake oil now?

So you guys are hawking snake oil now?

That trip to Viet Nam kinda sucked.

I don’t see where a fuel tank would fit in that.

Even has the off-center oval logo on the back.

Straws are now illegal. I’ve been working on a sort of compromise concept that I like to refer to as a “bottle”.

That steering wheel placement is really bothering me.

What are all those numbered squares and knobby-looking things below the touch screen?

So if I’m reading this right, Ferrari should have no trouble beating Tesla’s range.

This thing makes a good response to people who say the CyberTruck is ugly.

No, we were using them as pawns in our own foreign policy. The fact that they needed help in an area of the world we wanted to invade just made them vulnerable to exploitation.

I drive a 2006 FX35 that I’ve had for over ten years and I still find it to be the nicest driving SUV I’ve ever been in. Last year I took it to the dealer for the airbag recall and they put me in a loaner for the day, a QX50. The thing felt awful compared to my 13 year old car. The ride was worse, the handling was…

My first thought was there’s no way that would work around all the plumbing under my sink, and then I realized it doesn’t even work as pictured. As soon as you rotate that thing those bottles will hit the drain pipe and fall off into the very back of the cabinet. It’s basically a machine for making you get down on…

My first thought was there’s no way that would work around all the plumbing under my sink, and then I realized it…

Cable relies heavily on public right-of-ways and anti-competitive monopolistic business practices (in many cases mandated by government), as well as public subsidies to provide basic levels of service that they constantly fail to deliver. To say that the actual cables are not public property is disingenuous, as cable…

You’re not the audience for this, his true believers are. He’s basically just saying “look, the path is obviously going that direction, so the Fake News is lying to you again!” And that’s enough for them.

Wasn’t it the Trump Tower doorman who said that? I don’t know, just asking questions here.

None of these looks any good to me. All I want is instant access to enter a few words of text on whatever transitory thought I’d like to remember at the moment. All the “features” in these apps just get in the way. I tried Google Keep and it was horrible.

Sounds like Scientology’s influence. They believe we’re reincarnated super-beings and that L. Ron Hubbard figured out how to return us to our previous glory. They also teach that the body is just a shell, and children should be treated just like adults.