Leftover Mac and Cheese is delicious. I volunteer to be this specific leftover.

I wish we could take virginity off there. Virginity is such a loaded term, and it feels very exclusive for people who aren't straight or (in my case) had a non-consensual first experience. This is just a personal thing—I always cringe when I have to think about losing virginity as a milestone (even on stupid TV shows…

I beg to differ.

You got that right. Speak English—it's The Antonio.

And while we're at it, what's up with San Antonio calling itself "San Antonio"? Go back to Mexico, San Antonio. In America, we speak English.

By showing up.

Twerking in public is funny, touching people with your butt and making them move and stop reading/eating/resting/whatever is not.

My best friend and her sisters are biracial (white mother, black father who passed away when they were very young), and one of the worst questions their mother got was "Where did you buy them?"

Straight, white, male strangers, no less.