They should've thought of that BEFORE they awarded her the crown. Unless she's snorting coke and beating babies, it's just a dick move to award a prize to a kid then just take it away because of what you thought AFTER. I don't care how White or Fijian or skinny or short she is. That shit doesn't fly. Not that I…

I honestly forgot about Trump and his creepy hair until this article came up. Wasn't he also one of those 'Where's Obama's birth certificate' dudes?

Oh god, this is hilarious, but I think what got to me even more was the reactions of the gym and salad woman.

I was actually kind of expecting this to be some kind of crazy drunken entitled princess chick, but she actually seems alright. Wish the best for her.

I honestly felt the same way!

Nah, I actually find most YA books to be pretty tame in terms of swearing, considering the position that most of these characters are in. I'd be swearing up and down if I was thrown in an arena to fight to the death or have some creepy guy with a snake-face chase after me.

You see, that's sort of the conclusion that comes out of all of this. You know, other than the obvious 'I hope that her burns recover alright, that poor woman'.

I really really hope these guys realize all the hardwork you're actually doing for them and their wives.

I know there's a logical friction scientific explanation to this, but I'll admit, a part of it me is really hoping magic alien rock.

I have never heard of either of these sites before, but they have no been subscribed. <3

Agreed to that one! Pastry chefs and guys who collect samurai swords are pretty high on my list of dudes I WANT in my vagina.

Well, obviously. He's enabling all these slutty white women to have sex without actually getting babies out of it. Nazi agenda, people. You know, in a non-Aryan way.

You see, buying online was the original plan for me, until my lovely Visa it had too much fun and I was too lazy to use Paypal at the time. :P

Yeah, I've heard these before as well. Funny thing was, at the time, I wasn't really looking for a boyfriend at the time either, but he felt that if I just acted more helpless, I'd have more boys flocking to me. Never did a guy become so quickly friend zoned in my life.

I don't think anyone is saying that all white western men are like this dude (or at least I'm not saying so) and I'm sure there are many happily married couples of this mix. I've heard some of the same stuff from girls when I was in Asia too. At the same time though, I've heard the same girls say that Americans men…

Well, now that I know that this is allowed... I would totally get married there!

Boy, am I ever relieved that he didn't even consider non-white Western woman as a prospect. One less scary dude to worry about.

In short... everywhere.

If Justin really wants to drink at 18, he can always just come to Quebec. Not a particularly big deal.

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