If a commenter is murdered in the grays without a witness, does he not die?

He’s taller than I thought. Let’s hope he doesn’t end up looking like Eric.

“I hear opposing teams aren’t letting Barron score any goals. Very unfair. Unless this changes, my offer to host and pay for* the end of season celebrations will be withdrawn. NO COLLUSION!”

While that’s very obviously true, you shouldn’t say it, as he would take it as a compliment.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

If there was any chance of a 2026 North America World Cup, that ended it.

What sport is the opposite of football? If you can find and watch that then that might count as watching negative football games :D

Why not? After a shower, my balls are probably just as clean as my face.

Yeah, no.

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Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

She’s got resting derp face.

I haven’t finished the 4th season of Black Mirror. So... no

I’ve been buying the giant boxes of this mix from Costco for years.

TB12™ ELECTROLYTES connect all living things. In good ways and bad. It prevents sunburns and aggregates NFL penalties all with one sip. And yes, I am sarcastically auditioning for a TB12/Goop content writer with this post.

What difference does his salary make? Your take is butt.

“Suspended for...”

*throws dart*

“...five games.”

+Roger Goodell+

Just make them a part of your retirement plan. Then, instead of shame, it’s planning ahead!

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

The most recent mass shooter had been buying guns for years beforehand.