“So...why didn’t he just swear on the Bible that he walked on the moon? This is all very perplexing...”

“You just lied on a bible! You’re going to hell now!”

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not. I mean I really hope you’re joking but I’ve seen people be serious about dumber things just today.

Why not give the time of day to ever asshole that questions you and the crowning achievement of your life?  Dont feed the trolls.  

Taxes are inherently good. They are a check on oligarchy, aristocracy, and power. The fact that, over the past 50 year’s taxes have gone down and income differentials have gone up is no coincidence, it’s causation.

Didn’t they merge with Car&David?

You say that as if video evidence isn’t SUPER valuable in a situation like this.

“Only models with at least 50,000 sales in each year from 2013-2017 were included in the analysis.”

Not sure if I come from another planet. But if the car works and still moves properly, then it’s reliable. You can still drive your car to work if the stereo is broken.

Virtual currency for a vaporware trike reminds me of when they cleared a grove of cottonwoods to build a new digital library at my University.

It’s not the boatless that worries me, it’s the wingless.

Trump—the poor person’s idea of a rich person.

You nailed it, this is Chinese not western opulence.

The whole room looks like a vibrator for a small-time Atlantic City mobster’s third mistress.

Let me get this straight. This comes as a manual convertible, but this one is neither?

Let’s also not forget they had one of the coolest factories too

Is it so bad that I still want a Carver One?

You can look at an Aston from inside a Porsche.

1) in·fla·tion -a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money

But the price for those (now domestic) goods goes up, because they’re still more expensive to produce here. Since the manufacturing capacity doesn’t already exist here, demand outstrips supply, and the prices climb even more. Money doesn’t grow on trees, so people can afford less goods and the standard of living…