Like. All it needs is a gated shifter.

Yes, it’s when they self-identify. That is basically broadcasting an update. The person above saying “you mean HIM” is a complete douchetool.

I have a semi-loaded 2017 Macan S, so nothing top-of-line and you’re not going to pry it from my cold dead hands. It’s the best all-round car I’ve owned.

I had a stickshift Element. AWD in Galapagos Green. I think it was a 2001. It’s been ages, but I loved that car and the dash-mounted stickshift.

I’m not promoting hiring diversity if I only hire uncle toms.

When he said he’d drain the swamp, I didn’t think he meant with a straw.

I get similar stupidity from both sides because my Twitter handle is one letter off of Trump’s and nobody pays attention. I get called all kinds of shit.

$20,000 USD from 1996 adjusted for inflation (to current) is ~$30,622.82

Methtacular!

I always notice the ice cream.

Well obviously you haven’t been paying attention.

Spooky is a great word for it.

Followed by Hitler showing you how to moonwalk.

But then you’re stuck with white.

I agree and I have a Porsche Macan on order. The whole way you order one is you have to debate every single one of the million options and then wait three months. During that time, you tell yourself that you’ve fucked up the order and change your mind a thousand times. You regret the choices you’ve made, then spend…

Cars.com lists a few at $63k, but none of them are MSRP (which maxes out at $57,395) so it has to be dealer markup.

Given the other major news coming out of North Carolina today, the state can go fuck itself.

Maybe you just don’t understand adulthood.

I’m awaiting my order of a 2017 Macan S and did cross-shop it with the Audi SQ5 and BMW X4 m40i. The badge was less important than the whole. The Audi is just ancient, although still very good — but the next generation is out later this year with the Virtual Cockpit features and I didn’t want to be driving a relic…

You must have missed the Acura RDX guide: http://buyersguide.jalopnik.com/acura-rdx-jalo… and of course the Maserati Ghibli: http://buyersguide.jalopnik.com/maserati-ghibl…