He tried to get a shot of his balls, too, but he couldn't fit them in the frame.

They should suspend him without pay.

"She even offered them $100,000 more than the price they paid for it to allow them to take over the house. That's how important it was," Patton said.

And now her disabled daughter and husband will need professional caretakers. Though, in light of the little I know about this woman, I suspect a professional caretaker will be far more nurturing and professional than she could be, even to her own family members.

That's what she said.

Utter nonsense. Ige led every poll since March by double-digit margins, and won the primary by over 2:1. There aren't enough Republicans in the state to make that kind of difference!

And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

Why am so lonely, world. Why. I'm sincerely gobsmacked by the number of people she was able to gather to see her off. Are they there out of honest support for her, or did their entertainment bosses force them to? It doesn't seem likely to have forced a bunch of A-listers in a chorus for Chelsea Handler. I'm amazed.…

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

Yes.

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

So..... consensual porn on here is ok? I mean, once the ban on images gets lifted?

Forgive me, but...porn gifs are bad, but cartoon penis is a-ok? Am I missing something?

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

Bristol, Conn. TV Station Remembers the Good Times, When TV Guys Could Blame Domestic Violence on Women

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

Oh snap, Beadle done upset Steven.