Then it is unfortunate that one of your esteemed ancestors either couldn't spell, or was named ofter someone or Irish or Scots Gaelic descent. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Micheal

They're not gonna install a camera to see if I'm the one who set the alarm off, so fuck it.

You, sir, appear to be... mad.

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

I'm actually pretty okay with Paprika as a name.

Well, the first entry in your list is not the historically correct spelling. I believe Michael is what you were looking for.

Nobody actually thought that Disney was going to put effort into a series where they kill God.

Cable/Satellite TV is fucking archaic, and you know it. If they offered their channel to people a la carte, I would understand your argument, and if they do, let me know. But the fact that they have a streaming service that they consistently refuse to have enough bandwidth for demand on is not the consumer's problem.

See, at the end, I thought you were about to plug Linux, and then you went back to proving that all the giz writers are just Apple shills.

I've used the e-brake once when parking. In my whole life. Because I was in a really steep driveway, and it seemed like what those things are for.

No

The backwards path begins!

So no start screen?

I'm sure the implied bit was everywhere [worth going] [that's civilized].

Is it actually illegal to ride on the sidewalk where you live? I live in the Minneapolis/St. Paul Metro in MN, and it's completely legal to ride on the sidewalk, you just have to give pedestrians the right of way. So downtown that might mean sticking to the road, but in the 'burbs the sidewalks are fair game, and stop…

I still remember the 35W bridge collapse in Minneapolis, so maybe fix some bridges?

So I need to stop drinking coffee and let my doctor know if I'm irritable? lol

Most pools I've been to request you shower before going into the pool with just water, which would wash off a lot of sweat

I believe your GPS is pointing to 0,0 for some reason. Is it turned on?

I look forward to being able to eat my favorite celebrities.