Agreed. Also, you never hear of anyone "running off" with a man anymore. Why did we stop doing this? Is it something we can revive, like knitting and canning things?

Miss American 1937 sounds awesome, like she just wanted to prove she could win and didn't give a damn about being their show pony

She will end up on Dance Moms.

Yeah, I always think it says more about the people willing to put up with hazing/initiation rituals than the people "forcing" them to do it...

HOLY SHIT I HOPE YOU REPORTED THIS TO AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL OR THE WORLD ORGANIZATION AGAINST TORTURE !!11!!

So uhm...hey, why do people willingly put themselves through this kind of thing? I remember at my college, sorority pledges were made to walk around campus all day in tight fitting black dresses and heels, and it was obviously very hot and uncomfortable for them. One girl I recognized from high school groaned "I…

She went from possibly sexual/physically assaulting pledges to most likely being in the room with them when they were made to do super annoying things.

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

It looks like a containment unit for people who take meaningful, serious pictures of themselves while doing no meaningful work in the real world.

Magnificent. Although that is definitely some dark (continent) humor.

I am running low on rum and sugarcane

Personally, I thought he would have fit better with New York and Phil Jackson's Triangular Trade Offense.

Sometimes I find the methods used to describe people who respond to the results of a study, and proceed accordingly, and only years later the study is either debunked, retracted, etc. a bit curious. If you happen to make a decision based upon what appears to be sound science at one juncture, are you necessarily an…

Fact: I have never paid more than $1.50 for a slice of New York pizza. You are clearly getting ripped off.