One of my most vivid memories of these awards is gonna be Franco straight up body-checking the subject of his performance away from the mic so that he could imitate the guy’s voice one more time.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

I love that the party of “states rights” are against it when the states approve something they don’t like (Gay Marriage/Weed/ect.)

Very simple way to stop this, if you can get the family on board. The next time they start, everyone should stop what they’re doing and watch, with occasional comments on what they’re doing as if you’re watching a football game.

Sure his efficiency rating might be good, but he’s never gonna catch Shawn Kemp’s career statistics.

There are 5 people going on record saying. The rate of false rape accusations to true ones is about 1/10. And I bet with more people coming forward that number is smaller now.

Matt Damon gives the visiting firefighters a commentary on the imported tile in his upstairs bathroom and the lovely art in the living room while half drowned out by the alarm blaring overhead. The smoke billows out of his kitchen and he shares that his master bedroom has in fact never been on fire even once, which…

Damon should shut up before his views on this issue become a permanent part of his identity. I’m starting to think he actually believes in male supremacy. If that’s the case he needs to be given an ultimatum.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Because it’s weirdly self righteous(per above), overcharges and certain artists who know their fan base will fall prey to paying whatever release Tidal exclusives only. It’s arrogant and it offers nothing new to music streaming. If they were innovative and brought something more to the table it’d be sad to see it go,…

Hey even the mother of Jesus was unfaithful

What percent of the US population do you believe participates in combat?

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

I can’t wait for this guy’s sentenzen.

Also? Do not snap your fingers while listening to Wm. Joel sing “Longest Time.” Or listen to that song without snapping fingers. Finger-snaps appropriate at beatnik poetry reading and basically nowhere else.

This is the only comment on this article I can bring myself to star.

It’s like the trench run in Star Wars; some people need a visual to stay on target and some use their instincts and trust The Force.

When you have trouble getting up, starting from behind is usually a good way to go, especially if you want to come on top. Ultimately, though, it’s better to wrap it up sooner rather than later.

Holy fucking shit, Lindy. I'm so sorry this is happening to you. Luckily, I doubt the men who made those comments are aware of the vagina's location, so if any of them actually tried to follow through on a rape threat, you'd have time to run away while they were all WHERE'S THE SEX HOLE?

The kind who has a helium tank in his closet to blow up all of his plastic dolls.