I once sat and watched a homeless guy begging for money on the Santa Monica promenade.

Isn't the phrase "Discuss yours in the comments" already trademarked by Engadget?

So what does "toe tapping" mean if you're in an airport bathroom? Do I get something for free?

Place Maverick on alert five!

@WeAllHaveBadJobs: Colonel Angus would approve.

@LemonMeringueTy: They just emblam you and put you in the ground, or they cremate you.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Yes, I'm serious.

Tell your family!

Here are the lyrics to the song:

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: I dig your avatar as well.

I guess Jesus does not actually read Gizmodo.

@iamjames: Why are you still using my avatar?

My uncle had one of these and had to return it.

@Bizdady: A) I first found Tapatio when I lived in LA. Everyone should have a bottle. Period.

@Bizdady: Are you from California? Tapatio is very popular there. I too love it for it's distinct flavor.

What's a Canada?

That thing looks like it is straight out of the Sharper Image catalog circa 1987.

@Agagulba: What battery gets eaten by a bluetooth keyboard?

It was a dark and stormy night...

@kitkatklub123: Wtf ayta?