@reenelk: "Where are you going?"

YOINK!

I just discovered that I can use my iPhone stand on my face to shade my eyes.

I'll whip something up for my grandmother's funeral invitations - perhaps something with zombies.

Bangs are such a mistake.

I used to HATE Kathy Griffin, she just really annoyed me.

@PresidentKennedy: Winner!

If I had a million dollars...

@TheCrudMan: No one said they were "investigative" journalists.

Is it me or is that a really choppy video. Looks like crap.

I love to see people fighting hatred with humor.

Finally. Now he can start banging his girlfriends and playing excellent golf again.

She wants to suck you blood. Be afraid.

I will not be plunking down $200 for this. But I still have a great a apreciation for a nice box set.

@DaSmoothNerd: I can't wait to drive it!

@psybab: ; )

There must be a happy medium between piracy and old school media peddling.

@diw321: Of course I do. There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, a dominant male turkey during mating season, and your own backpack backup backpack.

@LastSeatTrumpet: What's a reality?

@The Overmind: I guess he just wasn't listening to us.