@Pook365: two thumbs up for the reality check

@KayKins: A fascinating turn of events. Perhaps the army will be his home now.

@Pumhart_von_Steyr: Just don't go to sleep at night.

@denisnossevitch: I was feeling rather heartless today.

She is completely nonsensical.

"No, I can't make out the license number, but... it'd be pulling a small church.

3 cheers for panic!

Who wrote this stupid list?

@KayKins: Kudos to your cousin.

Do anyone think that a little jail time is going to make this guy into a better person?

Ya' know what's great about water beds?

@BLToday: I would have to agree.

@Wade McGillis: I hearted you for not having OCD

So this dude Yurista is sort of a mooch?

Men protecting men:

Just think of all the Sperm that boat has seen.

@Cash907Censored: I had to stop it at 2:09, that's my limit on waiting for something to become funny.

I'm a big fan of fish that get right up in your face and say "booga booga booga" before they eat you.

When I eat a cheeseburger, I don't get mustard and pickles all over my entire body.

@Bullette: i like your screen name