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Here's. Your. ORDER!!!

Needs more scientific context. :P

To be honest, I think something got lost in translation from Japanese to English.

The only way to defeat this tank is to eat it up!

What a mess!

Now, this is a saucy piece of news.

I've seen and heard much worse coming from the Twilight series of books. As I learned growing up playing video games, judging a character by his/her looks are superficial compared to judging a character by his/her actions.

This game is fun and very funny. Although, it has family-friendly references to R-rated movies such as Alien and The Shawshank Redemption. Chase McCain has a snarky sense of humor.

That's cool and funny!

And, that's why I chose Squirtle in the first gen games. Water washes out rock. :P

So, that's how it works...

When you try hitting someone in the arse with a baseball in this game, don't be surprised if you got him in the back instead.

This I agree with. Nintendo isn't closing shop for good just yet. THQ, on the other hand, did about a month ago.

Wow, you are such a douchebag.

Oh, rats! I'm going have to look out for live rats at the museums!

Time to wake up and smell the freshly brewed coffee, boys. Video Games are for anyone who likes to play them.

I never got bitten by a spider. However, I've been "webbed" by them so many times that I lost count at age 4.

I'll have to take a look of this when it does come out. I'm sure Anitia Sarkeesian has some good points, but I'll point out that some tropes that have gone under a type of equal rights movement. For the Damsel In Distress, It's Distressed Dude and Badass In Distress that balance it out in a certain way.

Now, this is a fruity piece of news.

Nice and grotesque make-up skills there, but I'd really hate to actually see it happen in real life...