Now I want to make Emmet’s house from Lego Movie Part 2.

Fortunately tattoos on your palm aren’t exactly forever. You use that part of your body with such frequency that the tattoo, especially one with such fine line work, should become a smudge of its former self in no time. So it’s meaning will be lost over time. 

Yes it does come across as that...

Overselling preorders should be fucking illegal.

Sure.  People are also entitled to call out for having shit opinions and for being a prick.  It’s a two way street.

“gAmEs ShOuLd Be TaKeN sErIoUsLy As ArT!”

*someone makes a game that isn’t what this jabroni wants to play*

“NOT LIKE THAT!”

Right. Can it even be called a game if you never murder somebody in cold blood? 

Is it just me, or does it definitely not sounds like he is saying “king” before “Bowser.”

Let me stop you right there: No one in politics should ever look silly.

“my marriage isn’t really failing” It’s already failed — YOU’RE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE.

“I don’t want to hurt anyone,” says the guy that already cheated on his wife, and helped someone else in an already failing marriage do further damage to their own spouse.

nah man last jedi rocks.

An official English translation of Mother 3. But I guess that probably doesn’t count, huh?

Every time I think about amoral equity firms, I think about the Toys R Us jingle.

Every time I see Toys R Us mentioned, I think about the absurd amoral behavior of equity firms.

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Maybe the movie Spider-man meant a lot to him. Maybe he was in a tough spot of his life, like people dying around him, him losing his job and all that. But the Spider-man movie lifting his spirits up whenever he was feeling down?

“Jezebel is a feminist website,” Riffer adds in his letter. “It should not be a tool to allow one woman (Remini) to harass another woman (Mrs. Miscavige), her husband and her religion.”

Longtime Smash fan and I got to say that the unlocking the fighters is BS. It was magical back when I was a kid on the N64, had no internet, and there were only 4 truly secret characters. But as someone who is now fully grown and has known months in advance that Ridley is in the game, it’s a major chore to unlock…