They rhymed Mario with Hero?

Same deal with the space iguana and the space boa constrictor from The Empire Strikes Back? 

Moved nothing forward?

He’s getting criticism for stuff that exists in all Star Wars movies. Could that casino planet have been cut? Sure, but you could have also cut the entire part of Empire where they landed on that asteroid. Or the entire adventure in the beginning with the Tauntaun.

I can’t believe they spoiled the surprise ending where it turns out the whole movie is a stealth Marvel prequel about a young Mr. Fantastic.

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

You program for the mainstream, and 2K and 4K are just now becoming mainstream in PC gaming. In 2007 most PC gamers were just getting to 1080p. Yes 2K was available, but those monitors were cost prohibitive for most.

I now picture Rey bringing Luke a Coffee Tin filled with Han Solo’s ashes which ends up blowing onto both of them when she releases Han’s ashes to the wind.

“We forgot that we can sell much of our pre-owned stock of games between now and the holiday shopping season. So we’ll resume the program once we have more money and fewer used games to rent.”

The Johnny Depp stuff is for sure a negative for the series going forward, but... the movie grossed 800 million dollars worldwide. You don’t consider that doing well?

Hem, hem

Still waiting for Nintendo to issue free repairs for all those red rings of death.

Please, please do not show this to middle schoolers. It is definitely not safe for work/school.

*taking notes*

What would the versus game be? Samus vs Alucard: Dawn of Metroidvania?

More AAA games on Switch are always a good thing.

Thank Christ. I’ve been itching to show these movies to my kids, not wanting to break out my DVDs from the attic.

You can’t just copyright a game type or idea. They have zero basis for any type of claim.

If I play as a Lannister, does it automatically put me at a financial disadvantage since I would always have to pay my debts?

If I play as a Lannister, does it automatically put me at a financial disadvantage since I would always have to pay…