That's really the only response to this.

That’s a big “if,” though. Yes, they could take the time to go through and painstakingly remaster all of the backgrounds in the game. Yes, I’ve seen the comparisons from fan-made backgrounds, and they are gorgeous. Would it be worth the time and money expense for Square-Enix though? I don't know that remastered…

Okay but that's Alan Tudyk's voice, right?

Yeah, I'm guessing they wouldn't lock access to the character behind pre-order, but everyone who doesn't pre-order or buy the game in time or whatever will probably just have to pay for the guy.

Your insistence on correcting OP is not nearly as much of a killjoy as the excruciating mental image that that second paragraph has created. Yeesh.

If someone points out something as obviously being transphobic, and you disagree, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but...

So you’re saying if the other guy's review was dressed differently, or maybe had taken some self defense classes, it wouldn't have been plagiarized?

People actually bought it.

Okay, but like, attendance isn’t mandatory. They could have easily not done a big thing, and saved people’s expectations. As Jason said, this is their first big press event at E3 in three years, so they made a conscious decision to make a huge deal out of their presence this year, and then didn’t have shit to present.…

Small correction, but there’s definitely more than half of 2018 left, not a little less than half as the article states.

I was staunchly in the “it’s not that bad” camp on Dark World, but shiiiiiit, after seeing Ragnarok it is HARD to watch.

You mean mermaid Sora didn’t have fish genitals? Well shit, that’s a whole lot of fan art that I need to throw out now!

Well, considering it’s already sitting at number 4 on Amazon’s best sellers in the video game department...

No Yoda Stories? What the hell.

Jungle Ted is my favorite character from GI Joe.

You heard right. They did... except they didn’t? They announced months ago that they were changing the title of the game for basically these exact reasons... except now, months later, that’s basically been the last significant contact we’ve received from the dev team, and to date the project is still titled Mother 4.…

It’s almost like news and issues within the video game industry don’t exist in a vacuum, like it’s possible for more than one person to experience the same thing independent of each other.

I think it’s the opposite of ayours.

Miami Heatran is such a missed opportunity.

I mean, when your real name is ANTHONY WEINER, you really have to reach for the stars.