I don't know where else to ask this, so I'll ask it here: Didn't Nintendo have two smaller demos today? I thought I'd read that they had one at 12pm Pacific (3pm Eastern), then another for 2:40pm Pacific (like five minutes ago). Have those been publicized at all? Obviously the second one's still going on, but was…

Or not jumped it, as it were.

Yeah, I'm not going to be surprised if this ends up being a $20 or $30 eShop title.

Where was this confirmed? Last I saw, they said "We never said that was Link."

Fifth option: LEARN HOW TO FUCKING WRITE FEMALE CHARACTERS. Are we suddenly back in grade school, where you can just declare "I don't know how!" and all is forgiven? No, this is the real world, and not knowing how to do something doesn't get you a free pass at having to do that thing. Rather, it gives you an excuse to…

The trademark they filed was indeed discovered a few weeks ago and reported on, but this is the first we're actually getting as to what it is.

While I do agree with what you say about people not being able to deal with male characters with feminine traits, I think this level of analysis comes from a genuine want for a female Link. At least for me it does. I've been saying for years that we need more diversity. Link's a very interesting character in that…

The Ubisoft thing? Yes. Yes, we are.

Looking at everything Nintendo's announced today, I think all I need to make this a virtually perfect year is a new Metroid, and an announcement of some drastic rethinking of their Virtual Console's release schedule.

I'm pretty sure Reggie plans his day by what responses he can give fans to get them the most flustered. Not saying I don't think it's Metroid, though.

That Yoshi controller is so ugly, and yet I feel so utterly compelled to buy it.

I'm pretty sure you could give Miyamoto a rock covered with bees, and he'd smile and thank you, then remind you of the whole affair in a year when he introduces his new game, RockBee Universe.

If he'd eaten all those potato chips, he'd have done a different kind of "unlawful dumping."

Do you need a PS4/Vita to use it? Or can you just get the PlayStation TV and do the PlayStation Now and PSN?

Reminds me of this ol' standby...

If it'll sway your opinion, I've downloaded a couple GBA games on the Wii U, and they look NICE. I mean, really nice.

Speaking of Capcom games on Virtual Console, who owns the rights to all the old Disney games that Capcom produced during SNES-era? Aladdin, and Magical Quest Starring Mickey, and the like? Because I'd LOVE to see all those on the Wii U.

I expect an update once you've tried it, as well as a share of the profits when KFC buys your recipe.

Oh man. I almost missed that first comma, and I started to wonder if "chicken parmesan brownies" would be a good thing to make.

Not really your fault. That's what they get for making a sequel with the same name as the original