That Yoshi controller is so ugly, and yet I feel so utterly compelled to buy it.

I'm pretty sure you could give Miyamoto a rock covered with bees, and he'd smile and thank you, then remind you of the whole affair in a year when he introduces his new game, RockBee Universe.

If he'd eaten all those potato chips, he'd have done a different kind of "unlawful dumping."

Do you need a PS4/Vita to use it? Or can you just get the PlayStation TV and do the PlayStation Now and PSN?

Reminds me of this ol' standby...

If it'll sway your opinion, I've downloaded a couple GBA games on the Wii U, and they look NICE. I mean, really nice.

Speaking of Capcom games on Virtual Console, who owns the rights to all the old Disney games that Capcom produced during SNES-era? Aladdin, and Magical Quest Starring Mickey, and the like? Because I'd LOVE to see all those on the Wii U.

I expect an update once you've tried it, as well as a share of the profits when KFC buys your recipe.

Oh man. I almost missed that first comma, and I started to wonder if "chicken parmesan brownies" would be a good thing to make.

Not really your fault. That's what they get for making a sequel with the same name as the original

The term "devolution" reminds me of the "Devolution Spray" from the original line of Pokemon cards. Now who's prehistoric?!

Am I the only one who thinks this would mesh PERFECTLY with the already announced NFC figures? Nintendo could be cooking up some Disney Infinity-style sandbox game.

Oh. No, you can't, because that's a 3DS game, and the Wii U isn't a 3DS.

I can't for the life of me figure out what you're talking about. By "Zelda III," I assume you mean Link to the Past. Was there a LttP clone released for the DS?

Agreed. I was kind of surprised at how many promises were kept by all three.

Someone's feeling a bit conclusioney today.

It's a good thing your computer has volume controls, then

I think it's us that don't know that the Year of Luigi is only over when Luigi says it's over. And Luigi rarely talks in complete sentences.

I don't think Sonic Rush would be that awkward. Assuming they'd show the top screen on the TV and the bottom on the GamePad, he'd just go from one to the other.

The biggest takeaway for me from this update is the revelation that I can turn on the console by pressing the Home button on the GamePad. And here I've been fumbling to find the tiny little Power button on the GamePad all this time!