Um... What about him? Are you asking me if I think Mario should be a girl? The answer to that question is no, because I'm not sure if you know this, but every time you play a Mario game? That's the same character. Link, on the other hand, is NOT, and COULD therefore actually be something other than a blonde, white guy…

Nice, but I would have gone with this one:

There are lots of people who are generally unfamiliar with the Zelda series, only really knowing the series by name and by recognition of the main character, and those people sometimes assume that the titular Zelda is the main character. This shirt is making fun of those people by facetiously posing the question "What…

Rage at the misuse of "Zelda" aside, this shirt mostly just makes me sad that we're twenty-five years into the series, and we've still never had a Link that's a girl - or anything other than a white dude with blond hair. C'mon, Nintendo! It's 2014! Give us girl Link!

I knew what the video was before I clicked it. It never stops being funny, thank you.

There have been Space Jam mods in NBA 2k games before

TIL Valve is a Japanese game studio.

I'm there. More than an MMO style, I want an all-inclusive Pokémon game, where you can visit all of the regions that we've seen in previous games.

I'll say it: the only Pokémon game I want to play on Wii U is a new goddamn Pokémon Snap.

This is what I've been saying since X and Y came out. I hope so badly that they do something of this nature, and it would kind of make sense of (and reconcile) the utter lack of post-game. I'm crossing my appendages for this to happen.

I peaked at 29, and I bow to your wizard-dom.

I got War on sale a year or two ago, and I wholeheartedly agree. I've been waiting for Fall to go down in price, but it's on my Steam wishlist.

By "pretty good soundtrack," do you mean the normal music that's in the 3D Sonic games? Because I wouldn't necessarily call that music "good," but it's definitely necessary to a Sonic game.

The Bank was supposed to have released two days after Christmas but a general outage affecting all of Nintendo's online services put that on hold indefinitely. Pokémon Transporter, allowing players to move their pokémon collection from Pokemon Black and White and Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 was set to join it in…

Ugh, that's one of my pet peeves too.

Yeah, just like those. In the same way that Super Mario 64 was just like Super Mario Bros.

I just finished playing through Brawl to unlock all the characters on my Wii U, and I love it. I'm definitely very excited for the next one.

Speak for yourself. As a Nintendo fan, there's plenty to be excited about. There's Mario 3D World, which might have been one of the best games of last year. There's also Mario Kart and Smash Bros. coming out this year, not to mention any of the things that Iwata teased in the briefing last week. Wii U's in a bad place…

That looks like gross fast-food-quality bread, but yeah, I think we're looking at a Big Mac setup: bun, meat, bun, meat, bun.

Bread?